Re: Think / What am I

**freelancer** Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:17 pm

funnnnnnyyyy, what happens if the bear comes after u

**kommeat** Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:40 pm

easy shoot the moose. and let the bear and the jaguar fight over which is gonna eat the dead moose

though i do love my dads answer. My dad is an ex cop, us army vet and and used to hunt all the time. he said one bullet??? easy shoot yourself

**Amplanohre** Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:17 pm

I'm curious as to where you'd find a moose, a bear, and a jaguar in the same habitat.

**freelancer** Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:11 pm

When i have 3 quits i will let u know

**Amplanohre** Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:03 pm

Well, I quit. My answer isn't too different from kommeat's

**freelancer** Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:25 pm

Shoot the bear, DRINK the moose (told u it was canadian) & drive away in the Jag

**Amplanohre** Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:05 pm

Drink the moose?

**freelancer** Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:48 pm

Ita a Beer (moose head) or A drink http://www.ehow.com/video_4538862_make-canadian-moose-mixed-drink.html

**Amplanohre** Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:44 pm

Oh okay.

**freelancer** Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:33 pm

So who's next

**Amplanohre** Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:34 pm

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

I knew the answer as soon as I saw this one.

**kommeat** Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:08 pm

a river

**Amplanohre** Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:35 pm

Yeah, easy right?

How about this one:
The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?

**kommeat** Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:03 am

a coffin

he who makes it doesn't talk about it. He who has it doesn't know about it. and he who knows about it doesn't want it

**freelancer** Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:19 pm

With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite.

**Amplanohre** Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:13 pm

A vampire?

**freelancer** Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:12 pm

not even close

**Amplanohre** Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:38 pm

That was my best guess... Razz

**freelancer** Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:07 am

OK THEN

A Stapler

**Amplanohre** Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:19 pm

Oh!!! That was a good one.

**freelancer** Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:24 pm

you are next or CLOUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Amplanohre** Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:46 pm

Um...

My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.

**freelancer** Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:56 pm

Falling leaf

**Amplanohre** Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:41 pm

Nope.

**freelancer** Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:30 am

Fire Wood,
but the wind foe part !! (wind it only helps the burn)

I guess nope ( but hopeing)? do u leave the E in hope ing or remove it

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