NEW FUN & GAMES

A man walks into a Bar & says a Glass of Water Please

The Barman pulls a shotgun & almost shoots the ear off the Guy,
The Guy says "thank you" & leaves a tip, then leaves the Bar

Why the Thank you & Why the tip

cause the guy had the hiccups

U cheated, U heard that one

amazingly enough i heard it on NCIS like yesterday or the day before. otherwise i wouldn't have know the answer

Me it was the radio while taking my shower

here are several that i always liked

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?

What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?

A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?

There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?

1) the letter m

2) based on the pattern I'd say green bricks, but everyone knows green houses are made of glass

3) throw it at a wall? (total guess)

4) he didn't, but in his drunkenness he was swerving all over the road and just happened to miss the dog

5) I'm gonna say you can subtract 5 infinitely from 25 since you never said what number you're trying to get to

6) Um...no?

7) He doesn't swim...he's dead

3) um duh

4) wow, should of seen that one coming

5) see #4

6) No, I can't explain why, but I knew no was the answer.

Funtastic u2, congrats

A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?

answer is no because in the 1/2 mile the truck has traveled it has burned enough fuel to offset the weight of the bird landing on it

Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. how did she accomplish this?

I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils
O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising
Money's new minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples
Boarded the train there's no getting off. What am I?

ouch, my head hurts

I know right.

aww. not even gonna try and guess???

The first set were kind of easy, but this last set...whoa!

mind=blown

kommeat wrote:Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?

A sieve. I was cooking spaghetti yesterday and I picked up the strainer and then it hit me like a ton of bricks!

kommeat wrote:I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils
O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
The loaf's big with it's yeasty rising
Money's new minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples
Boarded the train there's no getting off. What am I?

A pregnant woman. After looking back at this one, I can totally relate.